idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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