Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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