you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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