I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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