remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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