it's great music for shaving your balls
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
