Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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