gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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