Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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