Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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