escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
either way he was missing a nipple.
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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