i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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