both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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