We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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