accomplished twins. life is a go
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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