Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize
