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My cat gives me a boner
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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