can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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