You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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