I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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