bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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