Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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