Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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