i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
