yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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