normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize