Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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