So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We talked him into tasing himself.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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