I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Did I show you my penis last night?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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