He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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