is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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