Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
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when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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