Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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