Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
