dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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