And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Randomize
