Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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