Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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