It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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