im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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