Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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