I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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