Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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