Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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