Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's