coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.