Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
They took my balls.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs