Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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