He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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