Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My balls are so social today.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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