fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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