am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I smell like Dick and happiness
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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