MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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