Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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