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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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