We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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