were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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