Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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